Young L

Some say this man, is the greatest man..

So my dad was always against us having a dog inside the house, which I had no problem with.


My dad said to me randomly one day.. "I want a grandson so I can take him fishing". With my sisters new dog I can tell my dad wants me to have a kid.. Yeah sounds crazy, this isn't the economy for any extra baggage right now. My dad treats the little dog like I'm guessing would be his future grandson. He takes him almost everywhere, he lets the dog sleeps with him, and he can't leave him alone for a bit. Lets rewind. I have a dog myself, he's 12 maybe 13 years old. He sleeps outside and thats pretty much it. My sisters Puppy gets the royal treatment. My dad talks to him well he talks to all the pets, but he has conversations and sings to him, he takes him on walks, (my dog rarely gets walked). anyways..

Don't worry I dont have plans on having a kid anytime soon.. and don't get any ideas..

I have no idea why i posted this.. i just felt like i should share..

I ate the same food everyday...

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.

The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."

"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Puff! She's gone.

"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Puff! He's gone.

"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of the story
> Always let your boss have the first say.

Permanently dirty

My hands... I can't take off all the grease.

I work my ass off and make nothing.. Is the money worth it?Nope.. 2 years and no vacation yet.

Sea N

Happy birthday baby boy

Kidult

People ask me about my shirt


Ask yourself - do you ever wonder why toys and shoes that came out over a decade ago, are being retroed today? We are the target market. We are kidults who can finally afford what we had written down on our Christmas wish lists.